If you don't know who Brad Browning is I suggest you look him up on Youtube. He is essentially the BEST relationship expert who helps girls win their exes back. In an attempt to win back my ex I watched hours of his video's and over time realized I was losing interest for my previous relationship and I was falling for Brad! OMG, he's got that conquistador mustache/beard combo like a white Spaniard, he's ripped all over and dressed in business attire and the fact that he is a personal coach is just hotmazing! Unfortunately, I tried using some of his very own tactics on trying to win him over. I tried sending him the signal I was interested by contacting his place of business and reminding his secretary of the good times we shared via computer screen, then I ignored him for thirty days. After the thirty days of NOTHING though I was livid and feeling like I was the only one really invested in this relationship. I blew up at his receptionist (Sorry Shawna!) then I called back to apologize and broke down crying about 9/11, my dog Hershey that died three years ago and then we had a few laughs about the time I bought back my own sweater from Goodwill. I felt good after that call like things were starting to patch up, but when I didn't hear from Brad (via Shawna) for seven days the hurt started to boil up again. I called up and with a threatening tone said "I know this is against everything Brad is teaching, but I'm going to seriously injure him or myself if he doesn't respond by midnight."
Legally, I'm not okay to leave my place of residence right now so I thought maybe we could get to know each other through correspondence. If you look like Brad Browning, I am interested in getting to know YOU. If you are okay with changing your name to Brad, I would be okay with that too.