My name is Shane, been on here multiple times. There seems to be a misunderstanding and it's weird because I originally came on here trying to get someone to take a dump on me. No, not the metaphorical one...not mistreat me, but the literal one...I mean two. I had a bad experience though involving a girl, a bowel movement and a large serving spoon. So then I clearly announced in my last ad that I am no longer taking any shit. Suddenly, I'm getting hit up left and right from all over the globe. I don't get you girls, do you just want what you can't have or are you all just full of shit? If you're full of shit, you're gonna need to find another guy to dump on...I'm not that guy.
What if the tables were turned, huh? You want guys aggressively trying to take a shit on you? It's kinda scary, honestly. One girl sent me an email and the subject line was a pair of lips and ten poop emoji's with google eyes. I got PTSD okay? (Poop triggered stress diagnosis). Another girl wrote me a response "Honey you're gonna need a shovel." See, this used to be innocent waste disposal with a sexy twist, now it's like I need a hazmat suit and OSHA training. It shouldn't be that hard to digest, but what you have is going to have to go to another specimen, I'm done with meeting random girls and letting them go to smear town on my landscape.
With that said, a little pee might be okay. IM me for chat...