Scoot here or Scooter S. or Mr. Boot or Mr. Roboot. Been asleep for awhile, but I woke up today to the rooster cock-a-doodle doodling this mornin'. Last time I threw up an ad, one of the gals asked me if Scooter Boot is an exclusive club for members (at least I thought it was a gal, might've been one of those internet spiders...my friend Joe "Dung Dong" Hansen said there's crawlers in the websites...that must be where the 'web' comes from, I ain't dumb). Anyhoo...no ladies, this club is elite, but we don't turn anyone down no matter how large or poor. Scooter Boot, LLC is equal opportunity and I got a member ship for any dock or any bay. Come sign up today!
I got machines that will work out your outters, inners for amateurs OR beginners. We can start out slow and then work our way up. The last relationship I had that started out slow, well, we were in jail the next day wearing each others clothes with three different drug charges. My point is that it might be better if we start out fast and go from there. My last relationship was fantastic and I have all the references you need. The relationship with my attorney, I mean, my last few divorces were total shit shows. I don't want to go off on a negative tangent and ruin my buzz so let's end on a high note. I'm planning on the doodle-doo wakin' me up tomorrow too, so whyncha give me another reason ta get up in the mornin' ;)