My pronoun is Zimzoo and I am a crossgender tranny fluid liquid queer. If you don't know what that means Google it and then Google it again. If you refer to me as just Zim I will Yelp review your whole family. If you would like to understand me, go to a gun range and watch one of the roaming targets. I am that gun. I absolutely do not support the use of guns, however, so no gun supporters within my range, ifyouknowhatimean? I've been dating a lot of cisgender jingadoodles, but I'm also into Binjan-free Juxtagenitals. If you are not pro nouns, then you are against them is what I like to say. And if you are not pro-nouns then what are you really? Mind blown!
Please be readily offended by anything and everything. If this article offends you then we might just be a match. Write Zim in the subject line and bullet points about all of the things in this article that turned you off.