My last gf was a pos, so be better than her. Straight up, I'm overly NOT in-touch with my feelings. If I even hear someone mention feelings I just wanna take their ears with my two hands and bash their skull on my knee. I'm a tough guy, not in the trying-out-nunchuks-in-the-mirror sense....like a real tough guy. Spinach for breakfast and all that. I go to the gym like I'm taking a bath, real regular. Baths are for pussy's too. I only take showers. My last girlfriend said I used to hit her. She's right. Can't wait to find the next "It girl" so I can hit her too. I've been accused of being a misogynist...I don't discriminate, I'll hit you too. I told my ex if she didn't like violence than she needed to get out of the kitchen. Then when she came in the living room I was like "What are you doing b****, I told you I wanted a club panini, get back in that damn kitchen!" The guy she's with now looks like he takes baths all day, not only does he look like he couldn't stand up for himself in front of a scare crow, he's all wrinkly and old. Whatever floats her boat (in his lavender scented bubble bath) I guess.
Anyway, the girl I'm looking for likes to be hit, she likes frequent apologies and intermittent bouts of pure degradation. Is this you? Good. Tell me about yourself, anything but your feelings. I know you are out there thinking this is just the asshole I need in my life.