Oh man, here goes. My name is Celeste and I'm trying to give this online thing another chance. I've gone on a few dates with some of the guys I met here and not so good. The first guy was named Booter Scoot or something like that. Where do I start...the fact that he kept referring to me as cookie puss or that we had to call triple A cause he drunk drove his Rascal scooter into a pothole. Two weeks later I went out with this guy named Shane that was obsessed with evacuation and I'm not talking about emergency preparedness. And he wasn't talking about a game show when he said he wanted to see what was behind door number 2. Not a great pick up line! It might have been better than asshole Alan's though who commented that I look like "a prenup model". Ron invited me back to his place as we walked out of Applebee's and before I could decline, opened the back door to his 1985 class C RV in the parking lot. Is that supposed to be some kind of loophole? What is wrong with you guys?
And what is wrong with me that I am on here? Is there something I'm missing beside's lame one-liners? I must just be a glutton for punishment.