My name is Annie and I am going through a divorce. I am divorcing the lord. For thirty years I have been dedicated to service and had a commitment to celibacy, but now I'm celiba-free and I can't wait to try the buffet! Being married to the lord has it's perks, he's a wonderful listener! If your love language is quality time than you got a real winner. And gifts! Oh the wonderful gifts he will give you! However, if you're like me and your love language is compliments, well, he's not much for words (And I sure as H-E double hockey sticks wasn't getting any compliments dressed in that glorified garbage sack). I'd like to be able for once in my life lift a hem of my skirt, show some leg and hear a little "Hubba-hubba" every once in awhile. I'd like to have the awesome experience of walking past a group of construction workers and hearing one of them holler "Hey sister, you got it goin' on!" And not referring to me as sister because we are all spiritually related, but as some kind of demeaning come on. I'm getting excited at the pure thought. I'm sorry, not pure...
I'm breaking out into the world of online dating because one of the gentiles in my congregation, a young and colorful gal, mentioned this is where people explore potential suitors (She didn't quite put it in those words). Once again, my name is Annie and I'm ready to take off this habit and try on some others for size.