I'm thinkin' bout gettin' my prorities straight and goin legal with a name change either Scooter Boot or Scoot Boot. Feel free to weigh in on whatcha think might sound more sphisticated. Got a sports injury when I tore the tendon on my right foot and whereas most sports injuries involve some kind of sport, I was simply driving a front end loader...loaded. Next thing I know got my foot at a ninety degree angle on my friend Rottweiler "Dumps" Nelson's captain seat in the F10. Didn't have a cast so we stuck muh whole leg in a industrial size wrapping paper tube. Next day I was ridin' a Rascal Scooter AND had a big ole boot...tuh boot! Hence came muh name.
Even though I've had a serious of mishaps (can't seem to shake this darned thing, if it's not droppin' an 18 pack of keystones on muh toes, it's drivin' full force into an aluminum shed cause I fell asleep on the "drive" button) doesn't mean I can't be on the look out for love. I know puttin' myself out there is gonna jam up the network's, don't all respond at once, but I will get to each and every one of ya. My friend and attorney Don "Stingman" Miller said I could get a discount on divorce papers if I get just one more this year, he'll do it for free. If you know me, you know I'm always up for a dare. Nywayz, like I said take yer time, might be a minute, but I will respond, rain or shine, lame or blind, talk soon!