Ha! Fooled ya, this is Scooter Boot, betcha didn't think I could get a lawyer degree, but I did, in the title. Pssst I'd rather get the boot than wear a suit, m'na tell ya that right now. No divorces since my last ad, cross my fingers.. Met a coupla ladies along the way that I did a little catch n release...if you love em you gotta let em go. Nothin of note to report in old Scoot's love life (Not that I didn't get a tail or two). I'm huggin' on a warm Coors Light right now and listening to the Doobie's, stars are out and I'm reflecting on the many ladies I'd give trophies to if my love life had an awards show. Best Ass-tress gotta be Connie O'Donnel from Medford High. Dated her when I was just a jr. and she was the Future Farmers of America nominee for homecoming queen...she lost, but now she's gettin' the revenge by takin' the crown back. Anyway, best Sportin' Ass-tress, Dana Worth. Man oh man, that ass was like two steamin hot pot pies sittin in the window sill. Best Direct Whore...my ex wife. The first one.
I know there's a lady out there lookin' at the same stars, maybe even the xact same one, you're holdin' your warm Coors and you got the station on, now it's playin' Steely Dan. I'd like to do a cheers to you and let you know I'm waitin' on the other end here, just like your own personal DJ ready to take yer request, little lady. Take the leap and hop online, let's get this chat going...