Christopher here, I said "til death do we start" because I'm Mormon and when Mormon's die we get to take our women with us. You're gonna need a man to get you into the Celestial Kingdom, but don't worry I'll pull some strings and make sure it happens. Looking for a fertile lady to fulfill God's commandment to populate the church and make it one of the largest corporations in the world. It's really great cause once we fulfill the commandments we can go on to spend eternity with our family's 24/7. Doesn't that sound...amazing.
As the wife of a Mormon man you will have amazing opportunities at your fingertips. You can be a homemaking slave, an Etsy seller, a blonde blogger or an edgy cupcake store owner just to name a few. You'll also have access to a wide variety of anti-depressants and psychiatrists offices which are more numerous than temples.
I would be happy to escort you, as a male, into the afterlife and guarantee you a spot in the highest of heavens. All I ask of you is to produce a multitude of miniature God's and not ask too many questions.