The party is poppin' right here, right in my PA (Personal Ad). It's amusing people still do these, right? When do we get to have customized robot partners with progressively intellectual OS's and sensitivity switchboards? NM. Anyway, name is Jack and I'm 36. I have never been married and I think some of that has to do with how independent I am. I'm one of those guys that goes to movies by myself and enjoys it. I know strange, right? I always have a lot of projects going on. Made my own boat last summer. It actually works!
I feel like it might be important to also mention here that I struggle with IBS. No worries, I can go AT LEAST 4 hours without shitting in my crocs. It's simply up and down motions that set off my stomach, cheese, corn, milk, beans, peas, yogurt, taffy, sandwiches, runny soups, cabbage, sausage, greasy food, beef sticks, black licorice, nuts, meats and dairy. I don't start shitting immediately, first it just sounds like a swamp gator's gutteral mating call. Once, at this Chinese restaurant, the staff was investigating a potential sewage leak cause they heard gurgling. Not to be disgusting, but when I let it rip cause I couldn't hold it in anymore... it was like taking a sleeping bag that someone had farted in two hundred years ago, sealed shut and finally burst open. I wish it was confetti, but it was definitely a billion poo particles dispersing.
Anyway, just like my mom has always said "Everybody has baggage". I assure you I am economically secure and a real gas to go out with <-see, that's funny! Give me a chance, I will blow your expectations!